Founding Father
The Father Hoodlum was born into near poverty. But blessed with a large Brain and motivated by a great distaste of being poor (even greater than his aversion to work) pursued higher education in a useful and hopefully lucrative discipline (no not gender studies!). Upon his baccalaureate Hoodlum (as he was called then) chose to serve the country. Rising rapidly from enlisted to officer he earned rapid increases in responsibility until he was mustered out for non promotion.
Hoodlum then moved on to being a lying cheating stealing scum-sucking maggot infested government contractor but failed at that because he was bad at lying cheating and stealing.
After hoodlum failed at his brief career as a federal civilian employee, he moved on to teach mathematics at the local high school. After 13 years in the classroom and three years of therapy he began to call himself Father Hoodlum.
Father hoodlum has been a free agent for most of the decade, he spends his time on the harmonica (The Hoodlum Priest Harp-man), creating and doing comedy (Father Hoodlum Comic) and Grand-parenting (Papa Hoodlum).
Father Hoodlum jams harmonica five to seven times a week including Father Hoodlums Unauthorized Acoustic Jam, and plies his comedy when he runs across people and on stage several times a week.
Hoodlum then moved on to being a lying cheating stealing scum-sucking maggot infested government contractor but failed at that because he was bad at lying cheating and stealing.
After hoodlum failed at his brief career as a federal civilian employee, he moved on to teach mathematics at the local high school. After 13 years in the classroom and three years of therapy he began to call himself Father Hoodlum.
Father hoodlum has been a free agent for most of the decade, he spends his time on the harmonica (The Hoodlum Priest Harp-man), creating and doing comedy (Father Hoodlum Comic) and Grand-parenting (Papa Hoodlum).
Father Hoodlum jams harmonica five to seven times a week including Father Hoodlums Unauthorized Acoustic Jam, and plies his comedy when he runs across people and on stage several times a week.